PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn't help but notice that Jay's wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.

seductive womanLater, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, "Do you like what you see?"

Surprised by her boldness, Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $5000." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob doesn't, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay's house for sex with Jay's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $5000.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Kate had promised. Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Bob come by with my money?"

With a lump in her throat, his wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, "And did he give you $5000.00?"

In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me a five thousand dollars."

Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Bob came by my office this last night and borrowed 5 thousand dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

JMHO Loc: Utah

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okie don

Bob must have been an attorney in DC.

badbobby Loc: texas

as his name implied
Bob
was no dummy
he was certainly a swabby
certainly not a Marine

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A Marine's wife would never be seeking love elsewhere, she would have all she needed, or could possibly want, at home.

badbobby Loc: texas

wake up Poppa
I said Bob was a Sailor
and not a Marine

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

And the wife was definitely NOT a marine wife.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

double post, sorry.

badbobby Loc: texas

stop being sorry
that you are a Marine
everyone cant be handsome Sailors :roll:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Not worthy of a response.

JMHO Loc: Utah

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badbobby Loc: texas

guess JMHO likes jarheads

JMHO Loc: Utah

And, you like goats.

badbobby Loc: texas

yeah
I have nothing against goats
do you realize that the repartee between myself and the two Marines in question is entirely in fun?
or are you just interested in making your unsolicited comment?

JMHO Loc: Utah

You made the swabby comment, pal. On one of the ships I was on, we called Marines resident bushes.