More Louisiana humor...
Boudreaux was in New Orleans. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then, he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Boudreaux still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Bou
dreaux went over to him and said, "Ain't it 'bout time you let the Catholics across?"
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A Parish priest is driving down to New Orleans from Alexandria and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Father, have you been drinking?"
'Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
slatten49 wrote:
Boudreaux was in New Orleans. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then, he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Boudreaux still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Bou
dreaux went over to him and said, "Ain't it 'bout time you let the Catholics across?"
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A Parish priest is driving down to New Orleans from Alexandria and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Father, have you been drinking?"
'Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Boudreaux was in New Orleans. He was patiently wa... (
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Those are good ones Here is one--- Some Cajuns got jobs at Cape Canaveral but they were let go----Every time someone yelled Launch they went and got something to eat.
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Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Those are good ones Here is one--- Some Cajuns got jobs at Cape Canaveral but they were let go----Every time someone yelled Launch they went and got something to eat.
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I know, my Dad was Cajun. :wink: I lost that job after my taking numerous launch breaks. :oops:
slatten49 wrote:
Boudreaux was in New Orleans. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then, he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Boudreaux still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Bou
dreaux went over to him and said, "Ain't it 'bout time you let the Catholics across?"
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A Parish priest is driving down to New Orleans from Alexandria and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Father, have you been drinking?"
'Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Boudreaux was in New Orleans. He was patiently wa... (
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so thats where you been diggin
down in the bayous :roll: :lol: :lol:
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