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Nov 25, 2015 10:55:17   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"

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Nov 25, 2015 10:59:26   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
I can't wait to pass that one along. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 25, 2015 11:00:09   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 25, 2015 11:14:18   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Good Grieffffffffffff El~~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :-o

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Nov 25, 2015 11:14:31   #
JMHO Loc: Utah
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)


Good one! LMAO! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 25, 2015 11:18:59   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: thanks needed a really good laugh

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Nov 25, 2015 12:05:13   #
CowboyMilt
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)


ROFLMAO!

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Nov 25, 2015 12:43:34   #
astrolite
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)


And after hearing 7 loud .45 caliber pistol shots coming from the closed doors of the elevator............the doors opened.....and the little Irishman walked out.........alone!

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Nov 25, 2015 13:57:15   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
I can't wait to pass that one along. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 25, 2015 13:57:53   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
jimahrens wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thanks Jim. :-D

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Nov 25, 2015 13:58:08   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
lindajoy wrote:
Good Grieffffffffffff El~~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :shock: :-o


:lol: :lol:

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Nov 25, 2015 13:58:38   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
JMHO wrote:
Good one! LMAO! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 25, 2015 13:59:05   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bggamers wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: thanks needed a really good laugh


:lol: :lol: My pleasure.

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Nov 25, 2015 13:59:06   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, “Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (show quote)




Best chuckle of the morning! Thanks!

:lol: :roll: :XD: :thumbup:

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Nov 25, 2015 13:59:43   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
CowboyMilt wrote:
ROFLMAO!


Me too.



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