Today's funnies
Nov 24, 2015 19:44:57 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied My husbands cheque book !!
A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!.
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked the Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Id be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
Husband to wife Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife cant take it and asks her husband since last week, you have been saying Today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you "
Dont just smile....Pass it on..
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied My husbands cheque book !!
A prospective husband in a book store Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House?
Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!.
Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Luv. Whats the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and Im scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked the Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Id be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
Husband to wife Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife cant take it and asks her husband since last week, you have been saying Today is a fine day. I am fed up. Whats the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you "
Dont just smile....Pass it on..
Nov 24, 2015 19:50:10 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A bo... (show quote)
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Nov 24, 2015 21:10:14 #
Better not let the wife know you posted this one. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Nov 24, 2015 21:29:23 #
Parrothead wrote:
Better not let the wife know you posted this one. :shock: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. Sometimes we don't see the same humor in things. :shock:
Nov 25, 2015 06:58:57 #
Nov 25, 2015 07:20:52 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. Sometimes we don't see the same humor in things. :shock:
The good part - they were funny.
The sad part - some of them are probably true.
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Nov 25, 2015 10:52:17 #
AL gouhti wrote:
Thanks for the laugh!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
You are welcome Al. :D
Nov 25, 2015 10:52:48 #
BearK wrote:
The good part - they were funny.
The sad part - some of them are probably true.
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The sad part - some of them are probably true.
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Yes and yes Bear. :-D
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