Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Going the e-mail rounds.


Only
in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the
Store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters..

Only
in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the
garage.

Only
in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in
Packages of
eight..

Only
in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER
...

Why
the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our
skin?

Why
don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why
is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
is it that
Doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why
is the man who
Invests all your money called a
broker?

Why
is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why
isn't there Cat flavored Dog
food?

Why
didn't Noah
Swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why
do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?

You
know that
Indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

Why
don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why
are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck
together?

I
like this one!!!

If
con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If
flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)
...in other words, send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.
Spread the
Stupidity!

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

To spread the stupidity just v**e for a Dim-O-Crap.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Or a republican - same thing.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

To read stupidity try a few liberal posts in here!! Ok 5 minutes keyboard restriction for me... :lol: :wink:

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

Just go Back and read LPNMAJOR's post for STUPIDITY.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Both are or can be.......No argument there... :wink:

Kazudy

Will do Elwood,tnx.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

stupidity, is like manure, plenty of it going around. Esp in e******n season .or is it erection as we the people assume the position. as my cartoon depicts.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

dwight walker

A credible psychic would never use his/her gift for personal gain like the lottery, but of course they have to make a living, hence the fee.

My doctor once joked that if he made a mistake, it is just a practice!

Like all your posts, it is terrific!

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

A doctor without patients goes broke so they treat symptoms only and do not try to cure you of your illness.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thank you kindly.