Better than a flu shot
Nov 23, 2015 16:45:46 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, The church organist,was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be
Five fewer people smiling in the world.
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, The church organist,was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be
Five fewer people smiling in the world.
Nov 23, 2015 18:16:37 #
Reminds me of the streaker caught by the police running through the church naked. He was caught by the organ. OUCH!!!!!!
Nov 23, 2015 18:39:40 #
Parrothead wrote:
Reminds me of the streaker caught by the police running through the church naked. He was caught by the organ. OUCH!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 24, 2015 09:42:29 #
Parrothead wrote:
Reminds me of the streaker caught by the police running through the church naked. He was caught by the organ. OUCH!!!!!!
What is better than roses on your piano? Why, tulips on your organ, of course.
Nov 24, 2015 10:42:35 #
I was hoping for a shot 'Jack Danials, Hell I can not even spell it (Daniels) Ah now I got it, time for another swig.
Nov 24, 2015 12:21:27 #
pappadeux wrote:
I was hoping for a shot 'Jack Danials, Hell I can not even spell it (Daniels) Ah now I got it, time for another swig.
:lol: :lol:
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