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Nov 22, 2015 23:48:15   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:





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Nov 23, 2015 06:00:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Happee Haulidaze :!: :lol:

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Nov 23, 2015 06:16:25   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Awe, heck, E, I followed the directions just as written and never did get my turkey made...

Turns out I read have a "bottle" of wine with each instruction, instead of a glass of wine....

Nowww, if I can find where I left the dang turkey and make sure I have enough wine, I'll try it again~~~ ;)

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Nov 23, 2015 10:19:52   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my departed wife had to work thanksgiving day at the Hospital. I was supposed to stuff the bird but the darn legs were wired together. There was a big skin flap where the neck was so I filled this convenient pouch with the dressing. I laced it up with dental floss and baked it. She came home and pulled it from the oven and started laughing hysterically. I did not understand till she unwired the legs and pulled the bags of giblets out of the cavity. I was amazed. Then she got on the phone to tell every body and the laughter continued for hours. I never did live that one down. I have also learned my lesson on doing laundry--- but that is another story. :oops:

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Nov 23, 2015 10:28:27   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my departed wife had to work thanksgiving day at the Hospital. I was supposed to stuff the bird but the darn legs were wired together. There was a big skin flap where the neck was so I filled this convenient pouch with the dressing. I laced it up with dental floss and baked it. She came home and pulled it from the oven and started laughing hysterically. I did not understand till she unwired the legs and pulled the bags of giblets out of the cavity. I was amazed. Then she got on the phone to tell every body and the laughter continued for hours. I never did live that one down. I have also learned my lesson on doing laundry--- but that is another story. :oops:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny..My first turkey I did the same thing...I was surprised it was in there, while taking the stuffing out..lololll Thanks for the great memory now... :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 23, 2015 10:57:15   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
slatten49 wrote:
Happee Haulidaze :!: :lol:


:lol: :lol: You too Slats.

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Nov 23, 2015 10:57:59   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
lindajoy wrote:
Awe, heck, E, I followed the directions just as written and never did get my turkey made...

Turns out I read have a "bottle" of wine with each instruction, instead of a glass of wine....

Nowww, if I can find where I left the dang turkey and make sure I have enough wine, I'll try it again~~~ ;)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Happy Thanksgiving Linda. :-D

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Nov 23, 2015 10:58:41   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my departed wife had to work thanksgiving day at the Hospital. I was supposed to stuff the bird but the darn legs were wired together. There was a big skin flap where the neck was so I filled this convenient pouch with the dressing. I laced it up with dental floss and baked it. She came home and pulled it from the oven and started laughing hysterically. I did not understand till she unwired the legs and pulled the bags of giblets out of the cavity. I was amazed. Then she got on the phone to tell every body and the laughter continued for hours. I never did live that one down. I have also learned my lesson on doing laundry--- but that is another story. :oops:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 23, 2015 11:06:25   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Happy Thanksgiving Linda. :-D


To you and yours as well, El~~~Thank you for your friendship and all the joy and laughter you give to all of us!!!



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Nov 23, 2015 13:34:42   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
lindajoy wrote:
To you and yours as well, El~~~Thank you for your friendship and all the joy and laughter you give to all of us!!!


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D :-D

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Nov 23, 2015 16:47:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Awe, heck, E, I followed the directions just as written and never did get my turkey made...

Turns out I read have a "bottle" of wine with each instruction, instead of a glass of wine....

Nowww, if I can find where I left the dang turkey and make sure I have enough wine, I'll try it again~~~ ;)



and I would bet that you are efficient in the kitchen
and I know you would look good in an apron

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Nov 23, 2015 16:50:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my departed wife had to work thanksgiving day at the Hospital. I was supposed to stuff the bird but the darn legs were wired together. There was a big skin flap where the neck was so I filled this convenient pouch with the dressing. I laced it up with dental floss and baked it. She came home and pulled it from the oven and started laughing hysterically. I did not understand till she unwired the legs and pulled the bags of giblets out of the cavity. I was amazed. Then she got on the phone to tell every body and the laughter continued for hours. I never did live that one down. I have also learned my lesson on doing laundry--- but that is another story. :oops:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my... (show quote)




dam coos
you did all that?
and you aren't a Marine :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:

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Nov 23, 2015 20:57:54   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
dam coos
you did all that?
and you aren't a Marine :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
Nope just an undomesticated but trainable husband.

:lol: :lol: ;)

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Nov 23, 2015 21:12:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my departed wife had to work thanksgiving day at the Hospital. I was supposed to stuff the bird but the darn legs were wired together. There was a big skin flap where the neck was so I filled this convenient pouch with the dressing. I laced it up with dental floss and baked it. She came home and pulled it from the oven and started laughing hysterically. I did not understand till she unwired the legs and pulled the bags of giblets out of the cavity. I was amazed. Then she got on the phone to tell every body and the laughter continued for hours. I never did live that one down. I have also learned my lesson on doing laundry--- but that is another story. :oops:
I was once in charge of cooking the turkey when my... (show quote)


UncleE helped with laundry, shortly after we were married. :roll: :roll: :twisted:

Let me know if you want the story.

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Nov 24, 2015 00:33:38   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
AuntiE wrote:
UncleE helped with laundry, shortly after we were married. :roll: :roll: :twisted:

Let me know if you want the story.
I'd like to hear about that. mine cost me washing machine priviliges for life.

:lol: :lol:

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