OPP liberal horse race.
Welcome ladies and gentleman I am your announcer J Florio. The contestants will be loaded into the starting gate shortly. Todays starter is Jerry A. Take a bow Jerry. Over hear i***t. You're facing the wrong way. That's better. Todays race features eight of OPP's most steadfast liberals. Here they come. They are being led to the starting gate by the outriders as we speak. Number one is KHH1. Oh no his outrider just knocked him off his horse and is beating the s**t out of him for calling the outrider r****t. KHH1 has been scratched. His fat lip is even fatter. Next being led to the gate is Glaucon. What's the problem now? Glaucon has stopped his horse and is trying to psychoanalyze the starter Jerry A. Good luck with that. Next comes Bad Bab. Finally going into the gate and asking his outrider to take pictures of him. Glaucon won't shut up and has now been scratched. Here comes Peter S. His horse looks a little lame. Right front leg looks a little limp. Come on Peter. Turn around you don't go in the gate butt first. There you go. Next comes Moldy Oldy. Looks like his colors were made in the Civil War. Oh well he is old. Moldy just stopped and refuses to go any further. What's that? He says he will not be led anywhere by an outrider on a white horse. Moldy Oldy has been scratched. Here comes the liberal crowd favorite. Richard. Richard never knows when he's beat. He may still be going around in circles after the race. The last two to be loaded are tdsnest who seems loaded already and the green entry, Permafrost.
They are all finally in the gate and ready. Jerry, Jerry over hear. Press the green button. What we won't do to get a tax write off.
They're off.
Richard and tdsnest break first followed by Bad Bob and Permafrost with Peter S bringing up the rear. There in the first turn and, Good Lord Richard has gone wide , is pulling up to take a dump in front of the crowd. Permafrost has stopped and jumped down to clean it up. He truly is green. Now on the lead is Bad Bob. Just look at that smile. He is followed closely by tdsnest who seems to be swaying a bit in the saddle. Wiping up the rear is Peter S. They have passed the third quarter and heading to the stretch with no change in position. They are coming down the stretch. Bad Bob in the lead followed closely by tdsnest and Peter S. Bad Bob is pulling up. What the hell. He has stopped to take a selfie. Nest is now in the lead. Oh know. He is riding towards the crowd. He is belittling a patron for being a , what? corporate elite and wasting tax payer money gambling. Peter S now has the lead. He is riding to the finish line backwards. 20 yards to the finish and it will be all Peter S.. You have got to be kidding. Peter S has stopped. He is getting off his horse and is staring at something. Looks like a rainbow.
The moral of this story. This group has no winners.
JFlorio wrote:
Welcome ladies and gentleman I am your announcer J Florio. The contestants will be loaded into the starting gate shortly. Todays starter is Jerry A. Take a bow Jerry. Over hear i***t. You're facing the wrong way. That's better. Todays race features eight of OPP's most steadfast liberals. Here they come. They are being led to the starting gate by the outriders as we speak. Number one is KHH1. Oh no his outrider just knocked him off his horse and is beating the s**t out of him for calling the outrider r****t. KHH1 has been scratched. His fat lip is even fatter. Next being led to the gate is Glaucon. What's the problem now? Glaucon has stopped his horse and is trying to psychoanalyze the starter Jerry A. Good luck with that. Next comes Bad Bab. Finally going into the gate and asking his outrider to take pictures of him. Glaucon won't shut up and has now been scratched. Here comes Peter S. His horse looks a little lame. Right front leg looks a little limp. Come on Peter. Turn around you don't go in the gate butt first. There you go. Next comes Moldy Oldy. Looks like his colors were made in the Civil War. Oh well he is old. Moldy just stopped and refuses to go any further. What's that? He says he will not be led anywhere by an outrider on a white horse. Moldy Oldy has been scratched. Here comes the liberal crowd favorite. Richard. Richard never knows when he's beat. He may still be going around in circles after the race. The last two to be loaded are tdsnest who seems loaded already and the green entry, Permafrost.
They are all finally in the gate and ready. Jerry, Jerry over hear. Press the green button. What we won't do to get a tax write off.
They're off.
Richard and tdsnest break first followed by Bad Bob and Permafrost with Peter S bringing up the rear. There in the first turn and, Good Lord Richard has gone wide , is pulling up to take a dump in front of the crowd. Permafrost has stopped and jumped down to clean it up. He truly is green. Now on the lead is Bad Bob. Just look at that smile. He is followed closely by tdsnest who seems to be swaying a bit in the saddle. Wiping up the rear is Peter S. They have passed the third quarter and heading to the stretch with no change in position. They are coming down the stretch. Bad Bob in the lead followed closely by tdsnest and Peter S. Bad Bob is pulling up. What the hell. He has stopped to take a selfie. Nest is now in the lead. Oh know. He is riding towards the crowd. He is belittling a patron for being a , what? corporate elite and wasting tax payer money gambling. Peter S now has the lead. He is riding to the finish line backwards. 20 yards to the finish and it will be all Peter S.. You have got to be kidding. Peter S has stopped. He is getting off his horse and is staring at something. Looks like a rainbow.
The moral of this story. This group has no winners.
Welcome ladies and gentleman I am your announcer J... (
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Amen, wonderful and true.
bahmer wrote:
Amen, wonderful and true.
Ain't even worth selling the lot for dog food. I hear you can sell horse meat for beef in Europe. Not legally, but you can.
JFlorio wrote:
Welcome ladies and gentleman I am your announcer J Florio. The contestants will be loaded into the starting gate shortly. Todays starter is Jerry A. Take a bow Jerry. Over hear i***t. You're facing the wrong way. That's better. Todays race features eight of OPP's most steadfast liberals. Here they come. They are being led to the starting gate by the outriders as we speak. Number one is KHH1. Oh no his outrider just knocked him off his horse and is beating the s**t out of him for calling the outrider r****t. KHH1 has been scratched. His fat lip is even fatter. Next being led to the gate is Glaucon. What's the problem now? Glaucon has stopped his horse and is trying to psychoanalyze the starter Jerry A. Good luck with that. Next comes Bad Bab. Finally going into the gate and asking his outrider to take pictures of him. Glaucon won't shut up and has now been scratched. Here comes Peter S. His horse looks a little lame. Right front leg looks a little limp. Come on Peter. Turn around you don't go in the gate butt first. There you go. Next comes Moldy Oldy. Looks like his colors were made in the Civil War. Oh well he is old. Moldy just stopped and refuses to go any further. What's that? He says he will not be led anywhere by an outrider on a white horse. Moldy Oldy has been scratched. Here comes the liberal crowd favorite. Richard. Richard never knows when he's beat. He may still be going around in circles after the race. The last two to be loaded are tdsnest who seems loaded already and the green entry, Permafrost.
They are all finally in the gate and ready. Jerry, Jerry over hear. Press the green button. What we won't do to get a tax write off.
They're off.
Richard and tdsnest break first followed by Bad Bob and Permafrost with Peter S bringing up the rear. There in the first turn and, Good Lord Richard has gone wide , is pulling up to take a dump in front of the crowd. Permafrost has stopped and jumped down to clean it up. He truly is green. Now on the lead is Bad Bob. Just look at that smile. He is followed closely by tdsnest who seems to be swaying a bit in the saddle. Wiping up the rear is Peter S. They have passed the third quarter and heading to the stretch with no change in position. They are coming down the stretch. Bad Bob in the lead followed closely by tdsnest and Peter S. Bad Bob is pulling up. What the hell. He has stopped to take a selfie. Nest is now in the lead. Oh know. He is riding towards the crowd. He is belittling a patron for being a , what? corporate elite and wasting tax payer money gambling. Peter S now has the lead. He is riding to the finish line backwards. 20 yards to the finish and it will be all Peter S.. You have got to be kidding. Peter S has stopped. He is getting off his horse and is staring at something. Looks like a rainbow.
The moral of this story. This group has no winners.
Welcome ladies and gentleman I am your announcer J... (
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A+ For originality 👍 Your introduction of Jerry cracked me up lol
Thanks. Just haven some fun.
Worried for our children wrote:
A+ For originality 👍 Your introduction of Jerry cracked me up lol
Might have to have a division for fillies. The liberal women on OPP are just as stupid as their male counterparts.
Worried for our children wrote:
A+ For originality 👍 Your introduction of Jerry cracked me up lol
JFlorio wrote:
Might have to have a division for fillies. The liberal women on OPP are just as stupid as their male counterparts.
Lmao.... #1. Dance Therapist
#2. Alicia
#3. Jelun
Just giving you a starting point👍👍👍
Hey gang need a couple more liberal OPP posters. Any ideas?
JFlorio wrote:
Preferably female.
It's tough to know for sure the g****r but.... Nickolai might be female, and Kevyn spells his name the female way, think he is really a girl.
Damn I'm gonna have to have a t***s g****r race.
Worried for our children wrote:
It's tough to know for sure the g****r but.... Nickolai might be female, and Kevyn spells his name the female way, think he is really a girl.
JFlorio wrote:
Damn I'm gonna have to have a t***s g****r race.
Lol, it is 2015, you need to be politically correct. And remember, everyone gets a trophy!!!!
A few in the "running" would have to be considered the "dark horses".....hahahahah !!!!! COOL BREEZE..JeLUN, Kevyn, and as a wild card...PAYNE!
Track clean up with shovel....Fiatlux (aka Rumitoid)...
JFlorio wrote:
Damn I'm gonna have to have a t***s g****r race.
T*********r, lololololololol..great thread, j...good laugh over It for sure... :thumbup: :thumbup:
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