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Definition of globalization
Nov 21, 2015 13:30:26   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds.

A definition of globalization that even I can understand and to which I now Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Filipino,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading
this on your computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
t***sported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexicans
who are in the US illegally because
the current president, born in
Kenya and educated as a Muslim in
Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization !

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Nov 21, 2015 15:29:06   #
1957veteran
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.

A definition of globalization that even I can understand and to which I now Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Filipino,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading
this on your computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
t***sported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexicans
who are in the US illegally because
the current president, born in
Kenya and educated as a Muslim in
Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization !
Going the e-mail rounds. br br A definition of g... (show quote)


Reminds me of Billy Preston song "Will it go round in circles"

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Nov 21, 2015 15:46:32   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
1957veteran wrote:
Reminds me of Billy Preston song "Will it go round in circles"


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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