archie bunker Loc: Texas

Ok. So a male suicide bomber gets 72 virgins in heaven. We know this. Or have been told anyway.
What does a female suicide bomber get in heaven? Or a young child suicide bomber? What's in it for them?

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Qur'an says that anyone dying in jihad gets a special place in paradice with a river beneath. All those things forbidden in life are permitted in paradice... HMMMMMM Bacon!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I hadn't thought of that! Maybe toilet paper too? :mrgreen:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Where do you think they get the virgins from, Amazon.com? Now, they do their best to k**l enough of their own to meet the quota, as well as virgins from other Nations, but their religion only allows "relationships" with fellow Muslims.

Besides, not many of the candidates remain virgins long enough to die for Allah - terrorism makes a fellow mighty horny, you know - so the "self actualization" mechanism works best. That entails a suicide vest - with instructions to activate, the moment a prick comes out in their vicinity - thus ensuring at least a few virgins get to Valhalla ( or wh**ever it's called for Muslims ).

I've no doubt, that due to budget cuts and the increased demand, the authorized amount of virgins per martyr has been reduced to 3, with an old lady or two thrown in to lessen the impact.

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Islam does ;p[ermit sex with any female that "the right hand possess." That would be s***es and captives.