eagleye13 Loc: Fl

>>> An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a
> medical clinic.
>>>
>>> He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your
> treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
> beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
> $1,000. So he went to
>>>
>>> Dr.Geezer's clinic.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you
> please help me ??"
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
> drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
>>>
>>> You've got your taste back.That will be $500."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
> figuring to recover his money.
>>>
>>> Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
>>>
>>> anything."
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
> drops in the patient's mouth."
>>>
>>> Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That
> will be $500."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back
> after several more days.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
>>>
>>> " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
>>>
>>> Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
>>>
>>> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will
> be $500."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
> can outsmart an "old Geezer"*
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the
> first place,so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> - ENJOY YOUR DAY !!

Trooper745 Loc: Carolina

Very good!

JMHO Loc: Utah

LMAO! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

So true, I can relate to that Thanks for the smile :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

kburns50

Good One.... I'll show it to the old geezer I'm married too. Don't tell her I said this...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Does admitting to enjoying this joke prove that I am an old geezer? And, how much does it cost me :?: :wink:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

All us old geezers get to party together and celebrate surviving so long.