The perfect couple
Nov 18, 2015 11:25:26 #
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
FEMALE ANSWER:
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
MALE ANSWER:
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
FEMALE ANSWER:
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
MALE ANSWER:
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
The perfect couple
Nov 18, 2015 11:29:15 #
Elwood wrote:
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. A... (show quote)
Perfectly logical. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 18, 2015 11:33:05 #
Nov 18, 2015 15:58:18 #
Rufus wrote:
Perfectly logical. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Can't refute the male logic. :mrgreen:
Nov 18, 2015 15:58:29 #
Nov 19, 2015 06:44:39 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Can't refute the male logic. :mrgreen:
Yes, you can, you just wouldn't understand it~~ ;) :lol:
Nov 19, 2015 07:02:25 #
Nov 19, 2015 13:32:17 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yes, you can, you just wouldn't understand it~~ ;) :lol:
:lol: :lol: Touche.
Nov 19, 2015 13:32:32 #
Nov 19, 2015 14:19:37 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yes, you can, you just wouldn't understand it~~ ;) :lol:
Ouch Linda. We are just mere men. Please don't hurt us.
Nov 19, 2015 16:11:26 #
Nov 19, 2015 16:12:23 #
Rufus wrote:
Ouch Linda. We are just mere men. Please don't hurt us.
oh Rufus, you know I am only joking.....I find you gentlemen veryyy smart and funny too..... :thumbup:
Nov 19, 2015 16:53:35 #
lindajoy wrote:
oh Rufus, you know I am only joking.....I find you gentlemen veryyy smart and funny too..... :thumbup:
I have learned that you are a very special creature. I have nothing but deep admiration and respect for you. God bless you.
Nov 19, 2015 16:58:15 #
Rufus wrote:
I have learned that you are a very special creature. I have nothing but deep admiration and respect for you. God bless you.
How very sweet of you to say Rufus....Thank You very much for your kind words...
God Bless you as well...
Nov 19, 2015 19:41:14 #
lindajoy wrote:
How very sweet of you to say Rufus....Thank You very much for your kind words...
God Bless you as well...
God Bless you as well...
Thank you Miss Linda. I have met an amazing young lady. So there is hope for me. Her name is Laura which means victory and honor. I will tell you more as things develop.
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