missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

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I​ HOPE THIS CLEARS UP ANY CONFUSION YOU MAY HAVE​...



A highly restricted briefing document on Syria....

President Assad (who is bad ) is a nasty guy who got so nasty his people rebelled and the Rebels ( who are good ) started winning (hurrah!).

But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now called Islamic State ( who are definitely bad!) and some continued to support democracy (who are still good.)

So the Americans ( who are good ) started bombing Islamic State ( who are bad ) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) so they could fight Assad ( who is still bad ) which was good.

By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who want to fight IS ( which is a good thing ) but the Turkish authorities think they are bad, so we have to say they are bad whilst secretly thinking they're good and giving them guns to fight IS (which is good) but that is another matter.

Getting back to Syria.

So President Putin ( who is bad, cos he invaded Crimea and the Ukraine and k**led lots of folks including that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi ) has decided to back Assad ( who is still bad ) by attacking IS ( who are also bad ) which is sort of a good thing?

But Putin ( still bad ) thinks the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the annoyance of the Americans ( who are good ) who are busy backing and arming the rebels ( who are also good).

Now Iran ( who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not to build any nuclear weapons and bomb Israel are now good ) are going to provide ground troops to support Assad ( still bad ) as are the Russians ( bad ) who now have ground troops and aircraft in Syria.

So a Coalition of Assad ( still bad ) Putin ( extra bad ) and the Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way ) are going to attack IS ( who are bad ) which is a good thing, but also the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) which is bad.

Now the British ( obviously good, except that nice Mr Corbyn in the corduroy jacket, who is probably bad ) and the Americans ( also good ) cannot attack Assad ( still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin ( bad ) and Iran ( good /bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might not be that bad after all compared to IS ( who are super bad).

So Assad ( bad ) is now probably good, being better than IS ( but let’s face it, drinking your own wee is better than IS so no real choice there ) and since Putin and Iran are also fighting IS that may now make them Good.
America ( still Good ) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels being attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin ( now good ) and that nice mad Ayatollah in Iran ( also Good ) and so they may be forced to say that the Rebels are now Bad, or at the very least abandon them to their fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS ( still the only constantly bad group).

To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims ( Assad and Iran ) backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War, and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many Muslims will now see IS as Good ( Doh!.)

Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something of a betrayal ( mmm.might have a point.) and hence we will be seen as Bad.

So now we have America ( now bad ) and Britain ( also bad ) providing limited support to Sunni Rebels ( bad ) many of whom are looking to IS (Good / bad ) for support against Assad ( now good ) who, along with Iran (also Good) and Putin ( also, now, unbelievably, Good ) are attempting to retake the country Assad used to run before all this started?

I hope that this clears all this up for you.

schwartz42

Now I understand. Thanks

moldyoldy

Thanks, clear as mud. Makes sense.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Finally. There are others that think like me. Thank ^r5#44)Iu.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Finally, we see eye to eye :P :P

bggamers Loc: georgia

It is now 10:30 pm I'm trying to wake up so I'm reading your very good piece about good/bad which is very good and now my brain is very messed up in a bad way but that could be a good thing because I work on an alzheimers unit so at this time I should fit right in . I THINK!

moldyoldy

good eye to bad eye.

RWNJ

Now I'm confused.

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

The content of the post is not confusing , I just can't remember where I did not read this before :?

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

To me the countries of the Middle East are and always will be fighting each other. Due to fact none of them want peace, they all want dominance. We should concentrate on the terrorist. It's hard for me to believe the last super power can't locate a group of rag tag terrorists and simply take them out. Of course a great deal of money would be lost by arms dealers and various other businesses which profit from d**gging the situation out.

moldyoldy

This story goes along with the post.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-long-war-against-islamist-extremism-has-become-more-complicated-than-ever/ar-BBn8qxx?li=AAa0dzB

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

:lol: :lol:

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

You may have read the other copy of this. The one that's not laid out backwards.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

It's no more difficult to follow than a Professor Obama speech.
Just got to get your mind on the correct plain of existence. Try peyote. I think that's what his followers use.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Close, very close. Try reading it 49 more times. You may be the one to crack the code. Beware, that comes with consequences !!