A motorcycle police officer
Nov 15, 2015 14:26:05 #
A motorcycle police officer
stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The
driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the
officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.
The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH"
in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then
hands it to The 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket
angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH"
and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer says, "That's
so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"
Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record
with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so
he hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red
light.
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer
is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is
the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."
Lawyer: "Officer, is there
any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an
"AH," underlined."
"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"
"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
"Aggressive and hostile?"
"Yes, Sir.
"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"
"Well, sir, you know your client better than I do."
stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The
driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the
officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist
instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.
The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH"
in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then
hands it to The 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket
angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH"
and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer says, "That's
so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"
Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record
with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so
he hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red
light.
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer
is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is
the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."
Lawyer: "Officer, is there
any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an
"AH," underlined."
"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"
"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
"Aggressive and hostile?"
"Yes, Sir.
"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"
"Well, sir, you know your client better than I do."
Nov 18, 2015 23:22:18 #
Our officers have a fine sense of humor and I think it is very funny too.
Bless our blue uniformed men who take care of us all, no matter what color or creed. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Bless our blue uniformed men who take care of us all, no matter what color or creed. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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