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Nov 10, 2015 17:07:31 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Valentine's Day: Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's lousy at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him England.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
Valentine's Day: Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's lousy at snooker.
Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him England.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Nov 10, 2015 18:54:58 #
Bad, bad, bad!!!!!! But funny as hell. :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 10, 2015 19:46:01 #
Parrothead wrote:
Bad, bad, bad!!!!!! But funny as hell. :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:
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