The Suicide Bomber.
Nov 10, 2015 11:54:06 #
A suicide bomber completed his mission and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised.
Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"
When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised.
Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women?"
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Nov 10, 2015 19:54:36 #
the only thing about humping a camel,or a cow,you have to pull out,and run around front to kiss them.I know,I have had a few HUMAN cows,in my lifetime ( before I was married)MY wife wont let me play around,BUT,its OK for me to talk about it.....
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Nov 11, 2015 13:03:05 #
boatbob2 wrote:
the only thing about humping a camel,or a cow,you have to pull out,and run around front to kiss them.I know,I have had a few HUMAN cows,in my lifetime ( before I was married)MY wife wont let me play around,BUT,its OK for me to talk about it.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: We'd love to hear...
Nov 12, 2015 10:47:55 #
Big Bass wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Hope Mustafa cleaned up his bad breath.
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