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Nov 8, 2015 20:35:27   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"

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Nov 8, 2015 20:44:09   #
mcmlx
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)

Need more jokes, please.

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Nov 8, 2015 21:22:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)


Hey, it worked :!: :thumbup: :lol: For blondes, only, though. :mrgreen:

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Nov 8, 2015 22:05:07   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)


You should be married to one! Don't get me wrong I love her more than the air I breathe. But am I a goober because I don't find bubble wrap entertaining?
I have had this discussion..... :lol: :lol:

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Nov 8, 2015 23:03:21   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: Exercise works

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Nov 9, 2015 09:25:26   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)

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And extra :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: 's

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Nov 9, 2015 09:25:26   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)

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And extra :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: 's

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Nov 9, 2015 18:18:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."

The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.

"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"

The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.

"No, silly, from the skipping!"
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goe... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: I think you have a thing for blondes Poppa

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Nov 9, 2015 19:50:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
:lol: :lol: I think you have a thing for blondes Poppa


And brunettes, redheads, and any other shades of coloring as long as they are of the female g****r.

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Nov 9, 2015 19:54:42   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
And brunettes, redheads, and any other shades of coloring as long as they are of the female g****r.


How do you know anymore? :shock: :shock:

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Nov 9, 2015 20:02:56   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
How do you know anymore? :shock: :shock:


One can never be certain, only their hairdresser knows for sure. However, I just take them as they come, never looking at, or for, the roots.

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Nov 9, 2015 20:13:34   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
One can never be certain, only their hairdresser knows for sure. However, I just take them as they come, never looking at, or for, the roots.


I was talking about g****r.

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Nov 9, 2015 20:37:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
I was talking about g****r.


Well, I certainly wasn't referencing the girly-boys.

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Nov 9, 2015 20:54:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
How do you know anymore? :shock: :shock:



why Arch
are you questioning Poppas age??
just remember
every day you get a lil older too
and anyhow
you never get too old to look
Poppa is available
but sadly
unable :lol: :lol:

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Nov 9, 2015 20:55:19   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, I certainly wasn't referencing the girly-boys.


I was just thinking that where you live, they all look the same. Of course you have a trained eye for that kind of stuff!

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