PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A new blonde stewardess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.

The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing. "I can't get out of my room!"

“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

iFrank Loc: San Antonio

That was great, do you got more. Ha ha Lol. 👍

Kachina

Funny!!!!

Ve'hoe

Its an old one,,,,

A new stewardess,,,, was working a flight,,, did all the things she had to do,,, briefings pretake off checks etc,,,,, and was serving coffee,,,,, when the Captain came on and gave the post take off brief,,,,,

She liked his easy drawl,,, and continued her work,,, when the captain finished,,, he forgot to disable the mic,,,, and said..
"Hey Jim,,, take over for a bit,,, I'm going to get some coffee,,,, take a crap,,, and maybe bang that new stewardess,,,,"

Whereupon in horror,,, she turned and ran for the cockpit door,, (they used to be open then),,, but she tripped and fell in first class,,, whereupon a sweet little old lady said to her,,, "Relax Honey,,, he said he was going to take a crap first"

badbobby Loc: texas

dam Poppa you just got back
and now you're takin all these chances
go easy bro :roll: :roll:

badbobby Loc: texas

vehoe
only a person with noble Indian blood
could come up with such a gem--oorah :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

oorah? oorah??? Haven't you realized yet you are still a lowly swabbie and not a jarhead?

badbobby Loc: texas

at my age I can use wh**ever I want to

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

ooooh k.

jer48 Loc: perris ca

Complaint letter from Aimee:


Us blonds at the offise are sew tired of awl of the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supreme cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so offen a read head joke.

If we don't get our way, we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the offise

(Pleese sine with a pensil so you can erace it if you make a mistake.)

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I am so sorry you were offended. I shall endeavor to be more careful of your feelings in the future.

Shalom?