The importance of walking
Nov 8, 2015 11:44:30 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
The importance of Walking, this is worth reading all the way!
The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.
The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine .
You could run this over to your friends.
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk.
The importance of Walking, this is worth reading all the way!
The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.
The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine .
You could run this over to your friends.
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk.
Nov 8, 2015 12:14:22 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br The importance of ... (show quote)
Words I sure live by plus when I get the urge to exercise I grab the TV remote, ly on the couch & press "on"....
Nov 8, 2015 12:24:53 #
Thanks for printing and posting and clarifying what I already knew. I walk all day, to the fridge and from the fridge with side trips to the bathroom and from the bathroom. Oh Yeh trips to the 'puter' to tell you 'all about it.
Of course in the spirit of having pity for some I am holding back about all the other exiting places I waddle to.
Of course in the spirit of having pity for some I am holding back about all the other exiting places I waddle to.
Nov 8, 2015 14:18:45 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
Words I sure live by plus when I get the urge to exercise I grab the TV remote, ly on the couch & press "on"....
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: You should live a long life. :mrgreen:
Nov 8, 2015 14:19:32 #
Jimbolai wrote:
Thanks for printing and posting and clarifying what I already knew. I walk all day, to the fridge and from the fridge with side trips to the bathroom and from the bathroom. Oh Yeh trips to the 'puter' to tell you 'all about it.
Of course in the spirit of having pity for some I am holding back about all the other exiting places I waddle to.
Of course in the spirit of having pity for some I am holding back about all the other exiting places I waddle to.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 9, 2015 08:19:30 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br The importance of ... (show quote)
I was going to take up walking once but I made a phone call and a man came over with a beer and a cigar and talked me right the hell out of it.
Nov 9, 2015 09:56:07 #
rjoeholl wrote:
I was going to take up walking once but I made a phone call and a man came over with a beer and a cigar and talked me right the hell out of it.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 9, 2015 11:32:02 #
I considered walking one day while playing golf but it's just damn much trouble carrying the beer cooler.
Nov 9, 2015 13:15:27 #
Parrothead wrote:
I considered walking one day while playing golf but it's just damn much trouble carrying the beer cooler.
:lol: :lol: Very true. That's why they put wheels on them nowadays. :mrgreen:
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