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Nov 7, 2015 18:50:52   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept it a secret from her family. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.


Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," and she made her way to the back of the line. An officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to her, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and open wide."



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Nov 7, 2015 18:57:55   #
Trooper745 Loc: Carolina
 
Elwood wrote:
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept it a secret from her family. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.


Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," and she made her way to the back of the line. An officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to her, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and open wide."
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a pro... (show quote)


Fascinating! ..... LOL

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 7, 2015 18:59:09   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Fascinating! ..... LOL

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

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Nov 7, 2015 19:41:41   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept it a secret from her family. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.


Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," and she made her way to the back of the line. An officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to her, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and open wide."
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a pro... (show quote)


Lawd have mercy chile. I know you shame. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Nov 7, 2015 19:55:03   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
Lawd have mercy chile. I know you shame. :roll: :roll: :roll:


:lol: :lol:

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Nov 8, 2015 10:42:51   #
boatbob2
 
Granny was a fast talker.........

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Nov 8, 2015 11:19:41   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Granny was a fast talker.........


:lol: :lol: That she was.

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Nov 8, 2015 14:32:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Elwood wrote:
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept it a secret from her family. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.


Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," and she made her way to the back of the line. An officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to her, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and open wide."
A young woman, during tough times, worked as a pro... (show quote)



grandmas association Inc. will now boycott Elwood and refuse to read any more of his funnies :roll: :roll:

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Nov 8, 2015 14:35:38   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
badbobby wrote:
grandmas association Inc. will now boycott Elwood and refuse to read any more of his funnies :roll: :roll:


Hot damn. :( :shock:

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