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Surprising the taxi driver
Nov 7, 2015 18:29:24   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."



The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."



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Nov 7, 2015 18:33:08   #
dwallace2015
 
Now there is a conditioned reflex...tooo funny.

Elwood wrote:
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."



The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for t... (show quote)

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Nov 7, 2015 18:42:42   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
dwallace2015 wrote:
Now there is a conditioned reflex...tooo funny.


:lol: :lol: Yup.

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Nov 7, 2015 18:46:29   #
RWNJ
 
Elwood wrote:
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."



The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for t... (show quote)


Must be that he watched too many horror movies.

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Nov 7, 2015 18:52:05   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
RWNJ wrote:
Must be that he watched too many horror movies.


:lol: :lol: Maybe. :shock:

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Nov 9, 2015 14:41:48   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."



The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for t... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That would do it I believe.

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Nov 9, 2015 15:10:14   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That would do it I believe.


:lol: :lol: Ya think :?: :shock:

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