Student who got 0% on his exam.
Nov 7, 2015 15:52:44 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Oldie but goodie.:lol: :lol: But you can't fault his amswers. :mrgreen:
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Good Humor time!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid
‎
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Good Humor time!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
*Liquid
‎
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Nov 7, 2015 16:24:18 #
Nov 7, 2015 16:25:05 #
Nov 7, 2015 16:30:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was that student. :roll: :oops:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 7, 2015 16:30:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, thank you :!: I appreciate your understanding and support.
:lol: :lol: No worries mate. :mrgreen:
Nov 7, 2015 16:43:53 #
I like to re-gift those and tell them to my wife, laughter is the best medicine. Thanks Elwood.
Nov 7, 2015 17:09:45 #
iFrank wrote:
I like to re-gift those and tell them to my wife, laughter is the best medicine. Thanks Elwood.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 7, 2015 18:08:07 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Oldie but goodie.:lol: :... (show quote)
Thanks Elwood, I needed that, Made my day.
RETW
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Nov 7, 2015 18:16:29 #
RETW wrote:
Thanks Elwood, I needed that, Made my day.
RETW
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
RETW
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 8, 2015 08:21:22 #
Nov 8, 2015 08:31:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was that student. :roll: :oops:
WHAT! After your mom stopped laughing, she didn't bawl you out? :XD: :XD: :XD:
Nov 8, 2015 10:41:22 #
I used to answer the teachers questions like that,I surely was thrown out of school MANY times..,but,the last time I got thrown out of school,was when the NUN smacked my hand with a ruler,and I snatched it out of her hand,and told her I was going to jam it up her ass.That ended my schooling in a parochial ( catholic) school,) then I became a public school moronic,i***t........
Nov 8, 2015 11:09:59 #
BearK wrote:
Elwood you gave me a laugh to start the day. Thank you :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
My pleasure Bear. :-D
Nov 8, 2015 12:22:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was that student. :roll: :oops:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 8, 2015 14:26:56 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was that student. :roll: :oops:
er-- a --uh -er b-er - is it c?
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