badbobby Loc: texas

George,an 89 year old man was just going to bed when his wife said"Honey you left the light on in the tool shed
and the light is in my eyes".
George opened the back door to go turn off the light when he saw people going in and out of his shed.
He phoned the police and was asked if anyone was in his house.
"No"he answered
He then was told to lock his doors and remain inside,that all patrols were busy but that an officer would be by as soon as one was available.
George said "okay"and hung up.
He counted to thirty and redialed the police.
"Hello I just called a minute ago to report people stealing things from my tool shed.Well you don't have to worry about it now because I just shot all three of them"!!
Within five minutes six police cars ,an ambulance,a helicopter, a swat team, two fire trucks and a paramedic were at George's house and caught three suspects red handed.
One officer said to George"I thought you said you had shot them"?
George replied"I thought you people said there was no one available"!!

don't mess with old folks!!!

bahmer

Now you know how to summon a police officer if you really need one. Sounds good to me let them catch the criminal doing the crime instead of waiting for the crime to be committed and the police to show up afterward.

RWNJ

Is that a true story?

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Amen. Score another one for BB.

badbobby Loc: texas

if it is
I will take credit for it :lol: :lol:
no not true
joke been around for a while

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

ohhhhhhhhhh, you are fibben, we KNOW you did this ~~ :-D :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :wink:
Pretty dang smart too..........

boatbob2

NAH,I just call the coroner,to remove the PERPS........

DamnYANKEE

oldie but goody , still works tho :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

samual0729

thats what they mean by old fokes at home

mcmlx

If it's not, it should be!