Everybody has a secret
Nov 6, 2015 23:29:25 #
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole t***h."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole t***h." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole t***h." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole t***h."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Finally! Now come give your old man a great big hug!"
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole t***h." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole t***h." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole t***h."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Finally! Now come give your old man a great big hug!"
Nov 7, 2015 07:09:34 #
Elwood wrote:
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him tha... (show quote)
Now that would be an eye-opener :lol: :lol:
Nov 7, 2015 09:21:08 #
BearK wrote:
Now that would be an eye-opener :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: That it would. :shock:
Nov 7, 2015 09:26:05 #
BearK wrote:
Now that would be an eye-opener :lol: :lol:
Elwood is your responsibility Dear Lady Beark. The rest of us can do nothing with him. He is out of control. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Nov 7, 2015 10:18:22 #
Nov 7, 2015 11:21:18 #
boatbob2 wrote:
Cheap mailman,couldve bought this young man off for $60.00...
:lol: :lol:
Nov 7, 2015 12:14:03 #
Elwood wrote:
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him tha... (show quote)
dam
now I have to watch out for my trusted mailman????
Nov 7, 2015 16:07:39 #
badbobby wrote:
dam
now I have to watch out for my trusted mailman????
now I have to watch out for my trusted mailman????
:lol: :lol:
Nov 7, 2015 19:04:33 #
but,the guys in the chi-town,bath houses,have let obozos cat out of the bag.......obozo doesn't have THAT secret anymore..........
Nov 7, 2015 19:38:39 #
boatbob2 wrote:
but,the guys in the chi-town,bath houses,have let obozos cat out of the bag.......obozo doesn't have THAT secret anymore..........
Very true. He is an a*********n in every possible sense.
Nov 8, 2015 13:32:16 #
Rufus wrote:
Very true. He is an a*********n in every possible sense.
maybe we could sic that Jewish Indian on him Mr Moses :roll: :roll:
Nov 8, 2015 14:06:34 #
badbobby wrote:
maybe we could sic that Jewish Indian on him Mr Moses :roll: :roll:
I agree. But I wonder who was really here first. I don't know whether to say Jewish Indian or Indian Jew? I am not usually worried about being politically correct but I do want to be respectful of my brothers. I have Indian blood but not sure about Jewish blood.
Nov 8, 2015 14:45:41 #
Rufus wrote:
I agree. But I wonder who was really here first. I don't know whether to say Jewish Indian or Indian Jew? I am not usually worried about being politically correct but I do want to be respectful of my brothers. I have Indian blood but not sure about Jewish blood.
either would be acceptable
if we could get enough of them together and send them to Syria and those other countries ,they would make short work of isis
Nov 8, 2015 14:49:48 #
badbobby wrote:
either would be acceptable
if we could get enough of them together and send them to Syria and those other countries ,they would make short work of isis
if we could get enough of them together and send them to Syria and those other countries ,they would make short work of isis
Amen on that. We have a Muslim president that does nothing but promote and protect his murderous Muslim brothers and anyone that h**es America.
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