A thousand dollars
Nov 6, 2015 23:25:16 #
2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn't help but notice that Jay's wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.
seductive womanLater, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, "Do you like what you see?"
Surprised by her boldness, Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $1000." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.
She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob doesn't, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay's house for sex with Jay's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $1000.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Kate had promised. Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves.
As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Bob come by with my money?"
With a lump in her throat, his wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, "And did he give you $1000.00?"
In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me a thousand dollars."
Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Bob came by my office this morning and borrowed a thousand dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
seductive womanLater, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, "Do you like what you see?"
Surprised by her boldness, Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $1000." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.
She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob doesn't, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay's house for sex with Jay's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $1000.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Kate had promised. Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves.
As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Bob come by with my money?"
With a lump in her throat, his wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, "And did he give you $1000.00?"
In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me a thousand dollars."
Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Bob came by my office this morning and borrowed a thousand dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Nov 6, 2015 23:29:13 #
Nov 6, 2015 23:30:50 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
WONDER WHO I CAN GET TO HEP ME WITH THAT...
When you are done with him, send him my way. :lol: :lol: ;-)
Nov 7, 2015 00:08:29 #
Elwood wrote:
2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer... (show quote)
I am in an awful, horrid, cranky, etc., etc., etc. mood. Thank you for a smile. :thumbup:
Nov 7, 2015 00:19:24 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am in an awful, horrid, cranky, etc., etc., etc. mood. Thank you for a smile. :thumbup:
This kitty heard about your sk**ls with sk**lets.....😁
Nov 7, 2015 00:20:44 #
Elwood wrote:
When you are done with him, send him my way. :lol: :lol: ;-)
Good one Elwood;thanks. 😁👍
Nov 7, 2015 00:42:21 #
Worried for our children wrote:
This kitty heard about your sk**ls with sk**lets.....😁
A second smile...almost a laugh.🤔🤓💩
Nov 7, 2015 07:29:34 #
AuntiE wrote:
A second smile...almost a laugh.🤔🤓💩
The football helmet did make me laugh. Now all you have to do, is train kitty to carry the ball. :lol: :lol:
Sorry Elwood, seen the joke before. Kate may have been hot, but not too smart.
Nov 7, 2015 09:15:30 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am in an awful, horrid, cranky, etc., etc., etc. mood. Thank you for a smile. :thumbup:
Glad to help you out AuntiE. Let the sunshine out. :-D
Nov 7, 2015 09:16:11 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Good one Elwood;thanks. 😁👍
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 7, 2015 09:17:43 #
BearK wrote:
The football helmet did make me laugh. Now all you have to do, is train kitty to carry the ball. :lol: :lol:
Sorry Elwood, seen the joke before. Kate may have been hot, but not too smart.
Sorry Elwood, seen the joke before. Kate may have been hot, but not too smart.
:lol: :lol: A lotta them out there in them thar hills. :mrgreen:
Nov 7, 2015 10:14:44 #
She must have been quite shocked,at her husbands questions,GEE,I ll bet she was a blonde,,,,
Nov 7, 2015 10:53:08 #
Nov 7, 2015 11:20:24 #
boatbob2 wrote:
She must have been quite shocked,at her husbands questions,GEE,I ll bet she was a blonde,,,,
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 7, 2015 13:45:18 #
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