Truly terrible
Nov 6, 2015 15:55:13 #
So bad they are funny
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday. So I went to our local pet shop and they were charging $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
I was at an ATM yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a m. Can you believe that...2:30 a m.
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when
she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with
sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain.
So it came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
Dont say I didnt warn you.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday. So I went to our local pet shop and they were charging $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
I was at an ATM yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a m. Can you believe that...2:30 a m.
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when
she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with
sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain.
So it came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
Dont say I didnt warn you.
Nov 6, 2015 16:28:05 #
Squiddiddler wrote:
So bad they are funny br br br My daughter a... (show quote)
:thumbup: Still appreciated.
Nov 7, 2015 10:17:12 #
Nov 7, 2015 12:11:57 #
Squiddiddler wrote:
So bad they are funny br br br My daughter a... (show quote)
very good Squid
are you trying to oust Elwood??? :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Nov 7, 2015 16:29:30 #
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