Flu season
Nov 5, 2015 17:19:46 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
FLU SEASON
To avoid it...
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your i****e s****m.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR...take the doctor's approach. Think about it. When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol....
Why?
Because Alcohol K**LS GERMS.
So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much -
FLU SEASON
To avoid it...
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your i****e s****m.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.
Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR...take the doctor's approach. Think about it. When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol....
Why?
Because Alcohol K**LS GERMS.
So...
I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much -
Nov 6, 2015 10:35:16 #
Nov 6, 2015 10:42:54 #
Parrothead wrote:
I'm totally immune from the flu. :roll: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 6, 2015 10:49:32 #
Nov 6, 2015 18:31:19 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
stupendous :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Nov 6, 2015 18:38:54 #
badbobby wrote:
stupendous :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 8, 2015 13:53:42 #
Nov 8, 2015 13:57:22 #
Big Bass wrote:
I drink to give flu germs cirrhosis of their livers. :D :D
:lol: :lol: Sounds like a plan. :mrgreen:
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