BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
Nov 5, 2015 13:33:50 #
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
Let's hope this doesn't happen to any of us!!!!
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a k**ler jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ................
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."
Let's hope this doesn't happen to any of us!!!!
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a k**ler jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ................
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>>
>>>>
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."
Nov 5, 2015 14:45:34 #
eagleye13 wrote:
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE br Let's hope this d... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: reminds me of myself
thank goodness mama still has all her marbles :!: :!:
Nov 5, 2015 15:24:23 #
Nov 5, 2015 16:51:31 #
Squiddiddler wrote:
That's a good one...thanks
:thumbup: Hope it doesn't happen.
Nov 5, 2015 17:17:58 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: Hope it doesn't happen.
but it already has happened to you
you think that you are MR Heston :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
or maybe Moses?????
Nov 5, 2015 18:15:21 #
badbobby wrote:
but it already has happened to you
you think that you are MR Heston :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
or maybe Moses?????
you think that you are MR Heston :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
or maybe Moses?????
It is not important what I think. I am here to lead the people and dispense justice.
Nov 5, 2015 18:25:09 #
Rufus wrote:
It is not important what I think. I am here to lead the people and dispense justice.
and you are doin a bang up job
Nov 5, 2015 18:31:51 #
badbobby wrote:
and you are doin a bang up job
Bless you my brother. I shall see if I can get all of our Indian brothers' land back just as the Israelites will have their land again.
Nov 5, 2015 19:45:54 #
Rufus wrote:
Bless you my brother. I shall see if I can get all of our Indian brothers' land back just as the Israelites will have their land again.
Just be aware of who the Israelites are.
Nov 6, 2015 18:06:47 #
Rufus wrote:
Bless you my brother. I shall see if I can get all of our Indian brothers' land back just as the Israelites will have their land again.
thank you
the noble redskin will rise again
Nov 7, 2015 09:09:17 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you
the noble redskin will rise again
the noble redskin will rise again
Amen and amen. And eventually the two nations will be joined together and we shall give our children really cool names like, " Screaming Eagle Goldsmith ", " Tobias Joshua Running Bear ", and Chief Moses David Tomahawk ". Praise God!!! IT SHALL BE DONE
Nov 7, 2015 12:57:44 #
Rufus wrote:
Amen and amen. And eventually the two nations will be joined together and we shall give our children really cool names like, " Screaming Eagle Goldsmith ", " Tobias Joshua Running Bear ", and Chief Moses David Tomahawk ". Praise God!!! IT SHALL BE DONE
a Jewish Indian??
now there is something to ponder. Don't forget Abie Deer Stalker
but I like your idea :roll: :roll: :thumbup:
Nov 7, 2015 13:14:26 #
badbobby wrote:
a Jewish Indian??
now there is something to ponder. Don't forget Abie Deer Stalker
but I like your idea :roll: :roll: :thumbup:
now there is something to ponder. Don't forget Abie Deer Stalker
but I like your idea :roll: :roll: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Instead of scalping, Jewish Indians could do circumcisions.
Nov 7, 2015 14:08:26 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Instead of scalping, Jewish Indians could do circumcisions.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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