Stopping the gossip.. Mildred, the town gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Many residents did not approve of...

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Nov 3, 2015 18:03:11 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mildred, the town gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the town's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Many residents did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Micheal, a new guy in town, of being an alcoholic after she saw his classic Cadillac parked in front of the the town's only bar one weekday afternoon.

She emphatically told Micheal (and several others) that anyone & everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing!

Micheal, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Micheal quietly parked his Cadillac in front of Mildred's house, walked home...and left it there all night :!:

You got'ta love guys like Micheal :!: :thumbup:

Nov 3, 2015 18:17:39 #

Rufus Loc: Deep South

slatten49 wrote:

Mildred, the town gossip, and self-appointed monit... (show quote)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That's great.

Nov 3, 2015 18:20:21 #

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

slatten49 wrote:

Mildred, the town gossip, and self-appointed monit... (show quote)

Who is Frank? And what does he have to do with the story, other than parking his car in front of Mildred's house? Why didn't Micheal park his car there?

Nov 3, 2015 18:27:55 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Peaver Bogart wrote:

Who is Frank? And what does he have to do with the story, other than parking his car in front of Mildred's house? Why didn't Micheal park his car there?

You have a keen eye, P-B. :thumbup: I inadvertently wrote in the wrong name at the end. It has been corrected. Frank was the original name in the story, but I took literary license in replacing the name for personal reasons. :wink:

Nov 3, 2015 19:01:36 #

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Peaver Bogart wrote:

Who is Frank? And what does he have to do with the story, other than parking his car in front of Mildred's house? Why didn't Micheal park his car there?

Frank was the guy screwing Mildred, while Michael figured out what he was going to do. The fact that they both drove Cadillac's was a coinkydink.

Nov 3, 2015 19:38:05 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Frank was the guy screwing Mildred, while Michael figured out what he was going to do. The fact that they both drove Cadillac's was a coinkydink.

It has been a while since I heard the term 'coinkydink.' :lol:

Nov 3, 2015 19:56:14 #

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

It has been a while since I heard the term 'coinkydink.' :lol:

Yeah, Popeye was my hero. I still eat spinach, but it hasn't worked for me so far - but I hold out hope.

PS. I cook regularly with Olive OIL, but please don't tell Popeye.

Nov 3, 2015 21:55:24 #

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

lpnmajor wrote:

Yeah, Popeye was my hero. I still eat spinach, but it hasn't worked for me so far - but I hold out hope.

PS. I cook regularly with Olive OIL, but please don't tell Popeye.

I suppose I could put Olive Oil on my......... Oh, never mind. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nov 4, 2015 07:46:39 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

OMG~~lolololol
From Frank and Michael being sure everyone knew Mildred was loose to popeye and Olive oil....................Hysterical you are!!!!

You guys are as funny as the joke, if not more....Made my day~~Thank Youuuuuuuuuuuu.. :thumbup:

Nov 4, 2015 08:17:03 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lindajoy wrote:

We live to serve lovely ladies such as yourself, L-J. :-D

Nov 4, 2015 09:37:05 #

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

slatten49 wrote:

We live to serve lovely ladies such as yourself, L-J. :-D

Noticed it in your job description, did ya'? :roll: :lol: Thanks! I needed some sunshine to start my day.

Nov 4, 2015 11:11:30 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Searching wrote:

Noticed it in your job description, did ya'? :roll: :lol: Thanks! I needed some sunshine to start my day.

Always good to hear from you, Searching. :thumbup:

You provide plenty of sunshine, yourself :!: :wink:

Nov 4, 2015 11:19:54 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Mildred, the town gossip, and self-appointed monit... (show quote)

that town gossip kinda reminds me of an opp er we all know :mrgreen:
I didn't name her but the first initial is A

Nov 4, 2015 11:23:35 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Peaver Bogart wrote:

Who is Frank? And what does he have to do with the story, other than parking his car in front of Mildred's house? Why didn't Micheal park his car there?

Frank is Micheals alter-ego
Slat don't make mistakes
he is a Marine doncha know?

Nov 4, 2015 12:48:41 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

that town gossip kinda reminds me of an opp er we all know :mrgreen:
I didn't name her but the first initial is A

Misstep :!: :shock: You will likely pay. :roll:

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