The simple t***h.
Nov 3, 2015 17:07:14 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
SIMPLE T***H 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple T***h: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE T***H 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple T***h: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE OTHER SIMPLE T***HS:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to k**l them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Bonus T***h: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
SIMPLE T***H 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple T***h: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE T***H 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Simple T***h: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
FIVE OTHER SIMPLE T***HS:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to k**l them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Bonus T***h: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Nov 3, 2015 17:14:29 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
great post :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 3, 2015 17:34:29 #
Thank God for the jokes! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 3, 2015 17:37:46 #
vernon wrote:
great post :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks. :lol: :lol:
Nov 3, 2015 17:38:01 #
CharlesRabb wrote:
Thank God for the jokes! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 3, 2015 20:22:14 #
The "Bonus T***h" is a classic. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 3, 2015 20:48:13 #
Parrothead wrote:
The "Bonus T***h" is a classic. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Sure is.
Nov 4, 2015 11:27:37 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: that bonus thing was a k**ler :mrgreen:
Nov 4, 2015 12:11:47 #
badbobby wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: that bonus thing was a k**ler :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: For some, I guess :shock:
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