Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Blonde in the bayou
A young blonde woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

Jimbolai

Is this a blond joke written by a blond for blonds only?

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Must be an Auburn student. :roll: :lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Probably.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

meridianlesilie Loc: mars

oh that is funny :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: ha check out a vidoe about hillary"s campaign on sheria law she must be 1 of them ha ha ha ...they are stupid just like that!!!!!!!!!!!

astrolite

On my refer, I have a picture of my blond daughter, with her 14 ft gator, she had a purse made out of it! God designed them to make boots and purses from them!

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

Shame on you Elwood
you're gonna hear it from those lighter haired ladies

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Comes with the territory, I guess. :shock: ;-)

DamnYANKEE

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

samual0729

finally a little humor in our life lord knows we can use it

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I would avoid walking anywhere near that blonde with her shotgun while wearing alligator shoes. :shock:

badbobby Loc: texas

you pretty smart
why did you join the jarheads
when you could have bettered yourself and joined the real Navy???