Why we think we're smarter than everybody else
Nov 1, 2015 21:35:49 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
1. We know that in 6 months, there'll be a new I phone - and it'll be so much better than the one we bought 6 months ago.
2. We know how to Google stuff, like in an emergency - Google - what's the number for 911?
3. We know, that no matter how much memory or speed or capabilities the computer we buy has - it'll be obsolete in less than a year - but we buy it anyway. Why wait?
4. We know that, eventually, cars will catch up to our texting, talking and net surfing while driving - doing the driving for us. In the mean time - we'll just take our chances and keep the insurance up to date.
5. We know we can run up as much debt as we like - and just file bankruptcy. Hell, Donald Trump does it, why not us? ( he went to the Warren school of binez, so it must be ok )
6. We Know that everyone in the Government, has our very best interests at heart, always tells the absolute t***h and NEVER takes gifts from lobbyists, or makes promises to financial backers.
That's why Americans are so much smarter than the rest of the dummies in the world.
2. We know how to Google stuff, like in an emergency - Google - what's the number for 911?
3. We know, that no matter how much memory or speed or capabilities the computer we buy has - it'll be obsolete in less than a year - but we buy it anyway. Why wait?
4. We know that, eventually, cars will catch up to our texting, talking and net surfing while driving - doing the driving for us. In the mean time - we'll just take our chances and keep the insurance up to date.
5. We know we can run up as much debt as we like - and just file bankruptcy. Hell, Donald Trump does it, why not us? ( he went to the Warren school of binez, so it must be ok )
6. We Know that everyone in the Government, has our very best interests at heart, always tells the absolute t***h and NEVER takes gifts from lobbyists, or makes promises to financial backers.
That's why Americans are so much smarter than the rest of the dummies in the world.
Nov 1, 2015 22:44:37 #
lpnmajor wrote:
1. We know that in 6 months, there'll be a new I p... (show quote)
Thank God I'm a Texan!! I still know how to dial 911 on my rotary cell phone, and super glue, bailing wire, and duct tape takes care of the rest! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 2, 2015 05:23:53 #
archie bunker wrote:
Thank God I'm a Texan!! I still know how to dial 911 on my rotary cell phone, and super glue, bailing wire, and duct tape takes care of the rest! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Damn right! If super glue, duct tape, and bailing wire won't fix something, you probably don't need to own it, anyway.
Nov 2, 2015 06:39:35 #
Nov 2, 2015 09:23:52 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
okie don wrote:
Duct tape won't solve STUPID
but,
It muffles the sound Loki
but,
It muffles the sound Loki
I understand Obama's homeland security storm troopers won't allow duct take in the D.C. area for the aforementioned reasons.
Nov 2, 2015 10:23:58 #
Loki wrote:
Damn right! If super glue, duct tape, and bailing wire won't fix something, you probably don't need to own it, anyway.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 2, 2015 10:55:31 #
I dont call 911.......
lpnmajor wrote:
1. We know that in 6 months, there'll be a new I p... (show quote)
Nov 2, 2015 10:59:38 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
I dont call 911.......
If you must call 911 be sure the scene is correct, the gun untraceable and you can pass a powder-burn test, etc. And have witnesses to self defense or for an alibi where you were across town. On second thought, just don't call 911.
Nov 2, 2015 11:04:08 #
Thats the beauty of the Rez,,,,,,, nobody gives a damned anyway.....
Rufus wrote:
If you must call 911 be sure the scene is correct, the gun untraceable and you can pass a powder-burn test, etc. And have witnesses to self defense or for an alibi where you were across town. On second thought, just don't call 911.
Nov 2, 2015 11:08:18 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
Thats the beauty of the Rez,,,,,,, nobody gives a damned anyway.....
Yep, what they don't know won't hurt em.
Nov 2, 2015 11:50:34 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
Thank God I'm a Texan!! I still know how to dial 911 on my rotary cell phone, and super glue, bailing wire, and duct tape takes care of the rest! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Yep and if my truck ever talks to me - I'm bringing in a priest for an exorcism. I'm not Catholic, but If I told my Preacher my truck was talking to me - he'd blame me for inviting the Devil in.
Nov 2, 2015 11:58:07 #
Depends,,, is it a Ford,,, or a Chevy??
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep and if my truck ever talks to me - I'm bringing in a priest for an exorcism. I'm not Catholic, but If I told my Preacher my truck was talking to me - he'd blame me for inviting the Devil in.
Nov 2, 2015 12:00:58 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Ve'hoe wrote:
Depends,,, is it a Ford,,, or a Chevy??
Ford. Is one brand more prone to poltergeists?
Nov 2, 2015 12:01:21 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep and if my truck ever talks to me - I'm bringing in a priest for an exorcism. I'm not Catholic, but If I told my Preacher my truck was talking to me - he'd blame me for inviting the Devil in.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 2, 2015 12:09:38 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Ford. Is one brand more prone to poltergeists?
Absolutely. Notice how Chevy's always have a light or two out. They are more expensive, break down more often and are harder and more expensive to work on. Definitely more likely to have an evil spirit in a Chevy than a Ford. Definitely.
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