Are you kitten me right meow?
Oct 29, 2015 21:22:36 #
Oct 29, 2015 21:26:13 #
Oct 29, 2015 21:30:52 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
I TOT I TAW A PUDDY TAT, I DID I DID I TAW A PUDDY TAT!
Hmmm...possibly one of the following?
Oct 29, 2015 22:53:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Today is a MOST IMPORTANT day.
It is cat appreciation day!
It is cat appreciation day!
"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
"You can keep a dog, but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."
"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
Pardon me now, while I take a cat-nap. :wink:
Oct 30, 2015 00:24:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
"I had been told that the training procedure ... (show quote)
You are quite right; dogs have masters while cats have staff.
Oct 30, 2015 03:53:15 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You are quite right; dogs have masters while cats have staff.
That may be true for lap dogs, but I've owned some of the larger breeds, who are close to their original ancestors. It was more of a partnership, based on mutual respect, than anything else.
Oct 30, 2015 09:42:48 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
Today is a MOST IMPORTANT day.
It is cat appreciation day!
It is cat appreciation day!
Now that the cat's out of the bag, there'll be less felyin' I expect. That would be a purrfect end to the day.
My cats are exceptional, because when coloring, they stay carefully between the felines and don't knead any help.
My cats are also considerate. When they bring me their gifts of mice and voles, they carefully arrange them to appear merely asleep. I still don't understand their hatred of toilet paper though - which invariably is k**led to death , whenever I leave the bathroom door open. :lol:
Oct 30, 2015 10:19:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Now that the cat's out of the bag, there'll be les... (show quote)
:lol: :thumbup: :lol:
Oct 30, 2015 13:06:32 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Now that the cat's out of the bag, there'll be les... (show quote)
Whoever invented puns should be shot. Just saying. :shock: :mrgreen: :lol:
Oct 30, 2015 13:11:24 #
Oct 30, 2015 15:01:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
RWNJ wrote:
Whoever invented puns should be shot. Just saying. :shock: :mrgreen: :lol:
:shock: If speaking or writing puns were crimes punishable by death, many...myself included, would have been long ago in our graves.:mrgreen:
Oct 30, 2015 17:14:00 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
RWNJ wrote:
I just looked it up. It was the English. Go figure.
I believe that's spelled Anguish, not English. Well, for some folks anyway. Me, I speak Murkin, so my anguish ain't so good.
Oct 31, 2015 07:40:14 #
Oct 31, 2015 09:49:03 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
What happened to the author of this thread...AWOL :?: :mrgreen:
Yeah, hit and run, a drive by, etc. I'm renaming her to Miss Chief.
Oct 31, 2015 10:14:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Yeah, hit and run, a drive by, etc. I'm renaming her to Miss Chief.
AuntiE should be charged with felineous assault. :wink:
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