The milking gear
Oct 28, 2015 22:41:41 #
A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service hot line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day!"
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service hot line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day!"
Oct 28, 2015 22:48:19 #
Oct 28, 2015 23:10:23 #
archie bunker wrote:
:shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: Helluva predicament hey? :twisted:
Oct 28, 2015 23:21:35 #
Oct 28, 2015 23:24:15 #
Oct 28, 2015 23:28:56 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Helluva predicament hey? :twisted:
Yeah...I reckon he might be there a while!
:lol: :lol:
Oct 28, 2015 23:31:56 #
archie bunker wrote:
Yeah...I reckon he might be there a while!
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Talk about pecker pucker. :mrgreen:
Oct 29, 2015 03:38:38 #
Elwood wrote:
A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since ... (show quote)
I'm guessing he never thought to unplug it. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oct 29, 2015 08:58:49 #
RWNJ wrote:
I'm guessing he never thought to unplug it. :roll: :roll: :roll:
That would be too easy.
Oct 29, 2015 09:56:00 #
Wait for the wife to get home. She'll solve the problem. aka John Wayne Bobbit. :shock:
Oct 29, 2015 11:12:19 #
RWNJ wrote:
I'm guessing he never thought to unplug it. :roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol: :lol: Probably too wrapped up in the moment. :shock:
Oct 29, 2015 11:12:53 #
Parrothead wrote:
Wait for the wife to get home. She'll solve the problem. aka John Wayne Bobbit. :shock:
:lol: :lol:
Oct 29, 2015 13:05:34 #
Parrothead wrote:
Wait for the wife to get home. She'll solve the problem. aka John Wayne Bobbit. :shock:
She'll laugh her well, until she cries, then she will come up with the simple solution.
Milking machines come with at least 4 of them gadgets, hook the other three up to the udder of one of their Holsteins (they are great milk producers).
P.S. They best dump that ah -adulterated milk.
Oct 29, 2015 14:04:11 #
Elwood wrote:
A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since ... (show quote)
methinks the farmer wouldst pay for his pleasure :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
Oct 29, 2015 14:12:27 #
badbobby wrote:
methinks the farmer wouldst pay for his pleasure :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
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