Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,


Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as


APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not 'EASY' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a


'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a


' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)


6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see h*****g out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE

Big Bass

:lol: :lol: :lol: All great. Cheers!!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Gee, good to know that we are Appalachian Americans, t***splanted from Chicago.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

OK, you're illegal Appalachian Americans. You will be deported back to Chicago. :lol: :lol:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

HELL NO WE WON'T GO and we have both guns and Bibles so we can pray for God's protection and fight off the progressives.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

You have been reported to the Obama SS. He needs you to return to Chicago to cast multiple v**es for Democrats in local e******ns. You will not be able to bring your guns. Your bibles will have to be registered. You are being monitored and could be jailed if you do not follow government instructions. This is your only warning. :shock:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

And why do you think that we don't use our real names or locations? It really started out because some people who work with children who have been sexually abused have bee threatened by the L***Q activists, and have actually had rocks thrown through their office windows. One psychologist who was working through a Christian group and trying to help boys to get past the doubts about their sexual attractions had his office burned down. It was at night, he was not there, but the SOBs murdered his service dog, burned him to death. Having that kind of threat has changed our perspective and we are more careful now. now, even h**eful PMs from progressives on OPP are a concern. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE ARE GOING BACK TO CHICAGO Never Never Never

jimahrens Loc: California

Excellent my friend

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

We have ways of dealing with troublemakers like you. You must return to Chicago. Your Supreme Leader Obama demands it.

Supreme Leader


We have ways of making you talk!

Rufus Loc: Deep South

You may reconsider Parrothead. NPP could be very valuable for reconnaissance. Besides weapons are very cheap, plentiful and untraceable there. If any of them have been used in crimes involving b****s nothing will be said.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: All good.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

You might be on to something there. With a little training he could be a good asset. We need to set him up with f**e ID's, and multiple v***r r**********ns. Also a f**e record of multiple children by different mothers so he can receive a decent income. Several SNAP cards of course. And Section 8 housing. An older model Cadillac with 26" rims and an outrageous sound system and some fuzzy dice for the mirror so he'll blend in. Let's get started. We'll also need to get him an Urban Language dictionary. Speaking normal English can cause problems.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Dang, you really know this stuff. Are you a former CIA agent?

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

FBI. Female Body Inspector.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Don't you think a 71 year old white gimp would stand out in the crowd? On the other hand, they wouldn't expect the 38 to appear if they messed with me, would they?