Male logic
Oct 25, 2015 13:38:35 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Male Logic!
She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes,
garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town.
Male Logic!
She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes,
garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town.
Oct 25, 2015 13:39:20 #
Elwood wrote:
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I can always count on Elwood for a funny one!
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Oct 25, 2015 13:45:21 #
Elwood wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: When does he get out of hospital?
Oct 25, 2015 13:55:01 #
Elwood wrote:
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Personally I can't believe this could happen. A wife pulling weeds in the heat, no. Plus she h**es his cooking. More likely he is pulling weeds and he comes in and they go out for dinner.
Oct 25, 2015 13:56:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Is that story in any way connected to your marriage, Elwood :?: :mrgreen: Lucky it wasn't a 'last meal.' :wink:
Oct 25, 2015 14:00:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is that story in any way connected to your marriage, Elwood :?: :mrgreen: Lucky it wasn't a 'last meal.' :wink:
Elwood would not put himself in such dire straits :roll: :mrgreen:
Oct 25, 2015 14:09:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Elwood would not put himself in such dire straits :roll: :mrgreen:
Possibly, his wife would. :wink:
Oct 25, 2015 14:11:42 #
Elwood wrote:
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Ya got me in trouble again Elwood!! Mrs. B. was sitting right here when I laughed at this, and she read it. She said it isn't funny. I disagreed. And now........ :hunf:
Thanks buddy!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now I have the TV to myself! :twisted:
Oct 25, 2015 14:18:42 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I can always count on Elwood for a funny one!
:thumbup: :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: Thanks.
Oct 25, 2015 14:19:12 #
Big Bass wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: When does he get out of hospital?
:lol: :lol: Next week. :mrgreen:
Oct 25, 2015 14:20:03 #
son of witless wrote:
Personally I can't believe this could happen. A wife pulling weeds in the heat, no. Plus she h**es his cooking. More likely he is pulling weeds and he comes in and they go out for dinner.
Can't argue with your analysis. :lol: :lol:
Oct 25, 2015 14:22:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is that story in any way connected to your marriage, Elwood :?: :mrgreen: Lucky it wasn't a 'last meal.' :wink:
Nah. Neither of us pull weeds anymore, that's what herbicides are for and both of us like to cook. Who cooks depends who feels like what. We both have our specialties and enjoy each others cooking so we rarely eat out. :-D
Oct 25, 2015 14:23:42 #
badbobby wrote:
Elwood would not put himself in such dire straits :roll: :mrgreen:
:thumbup: :thumbup: There you go Bobby. Wisdom comes with age. :lol: :lol:
Oct 25, 2015 14:24:44 #
archie bunker wrote:
Ya got me in trouble again Elwood!! Mrs. B. was sitting right here when I laughed at this, and she read it. She said it isn't funny. I disagreed. And now........ :hunf:
Thanks buddy!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now I have the TV to myself! :twisted:
Thanks buddy!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now I have the TV to myself! :twisted:
Sorry about that mate .
Oct 25, 2015 14:33:54 #
Elwood wrote:
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I can testify to that she mentioned the out of town dialogue.
I hope she was graceful enough to do the dishes before showering, slip into something sexy and wait in the bedroom while he watched the rest of the game. :oops: :oops:
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