Parrot joke
Oct 24, 2015 00:38:33 #
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
Oct 24, 2015 00:47:48 #
Elwood wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)
You wait until ParrottFin finds out you posted a joke about him. :roll: :mrgreen:
Oct 24, 2015 01:00:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
You wait until ParrottFin finds out you posted a joke about him. :roll: :mrgreen:
You mean Parrothead? :lol: :lol:
Oct 24, 2015 03:08:44 #
Elwood wrote:
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells... (show quote)
Most people would be surprised just how smart parrots are. An African Grey has the intelligence of a four year old human child. My aunt has one. One day the feeder came lose and pinned it to the bottom of it's cage. It called her, by name, and said HELP! Not bad, for a bird brain.
Oct 24, 2015 04:53:10 #
Oct 24, 2015 09:46:19 #
RWNJ wrote:
Most people would be surprised just how smart parrots are. An African Grey has the intelligence of a four year old human child. My aunt has one. One day the feeder came lose and pinned it to the bottom of it's cage. It called her, by name, and said HELP! Not bad, for a bird brain.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 24, 2015 09:46:33 #
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