Points of wisdom
Oct 23, 2015 19:42:50 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Points of Wisdom. . .
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. Do they just give you a bra and say, Here, fill this out..?
The speed with which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the s__t storm that's coming..
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a woman say, Oh my God, it's huge!"
Points of Wisdom. . .
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. Do they just give you a bra and say, Here, fill this out..?
The speed with which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the s__t storm that's coming..
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a woman say, Oh my God, it's huge!"
Oct 23, 2015 19:58:12 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br br Points of ... (show quote)
Great Points of Wisdom. . . :shock:
Oct 23, 2015 22:04:13 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br br Points of ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Those were hilarious. I especially loved the (breakfast in bed )and (the spider.)
Oct 24, 2015 00:49:00 #
Oct 24, 2015 00:49:16 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Those were hilarious. I especially loved the (breakfast in bed )and (the spider.)
:lol: :lol:
Oct 24, 2015 05:50:21 #
Oct 24, 2015 09:58:49 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yup, another smile big........... :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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