Over medicated
Oct 12, 2015 16:38:49 #
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husbands sex drive. Why dont you give him Viagra? the doctor asks.
Oh, no, the woman replies. He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache.
Thats not a problem, the doctor tells her. Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. Hell never even know.
Several days later, the old woman returns to the doctor, and he asks her if his suggestions worked.
Oh, Doctor! she exclaims. It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!
And that was horrible? the doctor asked, puzzled.
Oh, the sex was wonderful! the old woman exclaimed. But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!"
Oh, no, the woman replies. He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache.
Thats not a problem, the doctor tells her. Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. Hell never even know.
Several days later, the old woman returns to the doctor, and he asks her if his suggestions worked.
Oh, Doctor! she exclaims. It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!
And that was horrible? the doctor asked, puzzled.
Oh, the sex was wonderful! the old woman exclaimed. But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!"
Oct 12, 2015 16:53:19 #
Oct 12, 2015 17:15:43 #
Elwood wrote:
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for h... (show quote)
If it was a Waffle House it shouldn't be a problem. Or a McDonald's at Walmart. I'm sure they've seen worse.
:shock: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 18:32:48 #
Elwood wrote:
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for h... (show quote)
Don't know bout a Coffee Shop but a Restaurant Parking lot comes to mind , at HIGH NOON on ONE BODACIOUSLY HOT summer Day , 30 years ago :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 20:14:57 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Don't know bout a Coffee Shop but a Restaurant Parking lot comes to mind , at HIGH NOON on ONE BODACIOUSLY HOT summer Day , 30 years ago :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: Lucky devil.
Oct 12, 2015 23:36:43 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Don't know bout a Coffee Shop but a Restaurant Parking lot comes to mind , at HIGH NOON on ONE BODACIOUSLY HOT summer Day , 30 years ago :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Score one for the Yankee. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 13, 2015 07:49:12 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Don't know bout a Coffee Shop but a Restaurant Parking lot comes to mind , at HIGH NOON on ONE BODACIOUSLY HOT summer Day , 30 years ago :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That wasn't you, that was me. And it wasn't a parking lot, it was my driveway. And it was 12 o/clock alright but at night....a very Collld night. Thankee.
Oct 13, 2015 08:57:48 #
rjoeholl wrote:
That wasn't you, that was me. And it wasn't a parking lot, it was my driveway. And it was 12 o/clock alright but at night....a very Collld night. Thankee.
It may have been the same girl. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 13, 2015 09:26:22 #
Rufus wrote:
It may have been the same girl. :lol: :lol: :lol:
If it was, you really are a lucky guy. She was beautiful but easy.
Oct 13, 2015 09:40:02 #
rjoeholl wrote:
If it was, you really are a lucky guy. She was beautiful but easy.
I'm afraid easy is about the only hope I have left. I'm getting to old to have to work at it anymore. :lol:
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