The Jewish samurai
Oct 11, 2015 17:09:23 #
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your sk**ls!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is sk**l!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of sk**l is that?? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
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"Demonstrate your sk**ls!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is sk**l!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of sk**l is that?? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
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Oct 11, 2015 17:18:54 #
Elwood wrote:
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Amen.
Oct 11, 2015 17:44:08 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Very good... Ha...
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Elwood wrote:
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising... (show quote)
Oct 11, 2015 20:46:01 #
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
Now that is definitely sk**l. :lol: :lol:
Now that is definitely sk**l. :lol: :lol:
Oct 11, 2015 23:18:08 #
Parrothead wrote:
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
Now that is definitely sk**l. :lol: :lol:
Now that is definitely sk**l. :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Sure is. You have to be good to perform a bris (also called a brit milah). :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 08:58:22 #
[quote=Elwood]Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your sk**ls!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is sk**l!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of sk**l is that?? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
"Demonstrate your sk**ls!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is sk**l!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of sk**l is that?? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied Cohen in contempt. "Dead is easy. Now circumcision, that takes real sk**l."
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 12, 2015 09:34:49 #
Elwood wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Sure is. You have to be good to perform a bris (also called a brit milah). :lol: :lol:
I thought bris was something you put on a bagel. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 10:43:36 #
Elwood wrote:
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 23:36:33 #
angery american
Loc: Georgia
Elwood wrote:
Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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