A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a
minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
PoppaGringo wrote:
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a
minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
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