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The Art Collector
Oct 7, 2015 22:59:38   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a
minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

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Oct 8, 2015 01:53:39   #
RWNJ
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a
minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art col... (show quote)


Cha ching!!!

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Oct 8, 2015 18:04:48   #
DamnYANKEE
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a
minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle
the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art col... (show quote)


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: RUH ROH

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