Coming home from ladies night out
Oct 7, 2015 21:24:27 #
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after drinking so much.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! I Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat".
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, even after drinking so much.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! I Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat".
Oct 7, 2015 21:37:33 #
Elwood wrote:
The other night I was invited out for a night with... (show quote)
I added an alternate ending I saw. I like it better.
:mrgreen:
Oct 7, 2015 22:31:42 #
Elwood wrote:
The other night I was invited out for a night with... (show quote)
ok, 1 :thumbup: for the picture of the clock.
BTW: did you hear about the cuckoo clock in the frat house getting high. Its door flew open and cuckoo yelled "Hey man what time is it"
Oct 7, 2015 23:34:43 #
RWNJ wrote:
I added an alternate ending I saw. I like it better.
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
:lol: :lol:
Oct 7, 2015 23:35:10 #
jackinthebox wrote:
ok, 1 :thumbup: for the picture of the clock.
BTW: did you hear about the cuckoo clock in the frat house getting high. Its door flew open and cuckoo yelled "Hey man what time is it"
BTW: did you hear about the cuckoo clock in the frat house getting high. Its door flew open and cuckoo yelled "Hey man what time is it"
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 8, 2015 21:33:21 #
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