The loss
Oct 6, 2015 17:17:55 #
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there.
"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed.
"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.
"HA!" the policeman replied, "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: "MY ROLEX!"
"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed.
"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked.
"HA!" the policeman replied, "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: "MY ROLEX!"
Lawyer and car
Oct 6, 2015 18:17:36 #
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Oct 7, 2015 09:57:31 #
Oct 7, 2015 11:42:38 #
Elwood wrote:
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 7, 2015 13:49:19 #
Oct 7, 2015 22:21:40 #
Elwood wrote:
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought... (show quote)
Do you think he lived or bleed to his demise. Good joke :thumbup:
Oct 7, 2015 23:36:32 #
iFrank wrote:
Do you think he lived or bleed to his demise. Good joke :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Good question.
Oct 8, 2015 12:13:01 #
Oct 8, 2015 19:09:39 #
boatbob2 wrote:
It wouldn't be a great loss,if this lawyer bled to death....
:lol: :lol:
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