Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds.


A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living being with cheap, wicked women, Too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you fully understand the question before offering the answer.

BearK Loc: TN

Elwood, how often we open our mouth to change feet, I sure laughed.

Big Bass

(The priest was a liberal.)

CowboyMilt

The F**E pres. could take that moral...

angery american Loc: Georgia

I can always count on you to post a joke that will make me laugh, no matter how pissed off I am at the world or OBAMA....Thanks E L :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

That's a given. :lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

Elwood Loc: Florida

My pleasure. :-D