The professor and the African Chief
Oct 3, 2015 14:30:20 #
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribes Chief's and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day, the Chief's wife gives birth to... a white child!
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife just gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
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The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife just gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
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The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
Oct 4, 2015 09:42:14 #
Elwood wrote:
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primi... (show quote)
And they thought my Jeff Foxworthy joke about the M----- needed to be put in the political post, darn that administrator. lol :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 4, 2015 11:52:32 #
wuzblynd
Loc: thomson georgia
Elwood wrote:
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primi... (show quote)
Now that's trashy!!!! Funny,but trashy.
Oct 4, 2015 12:23:00 #
Elwood wrote:
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primi... (show quote)
quid pro quo :lol: :lol:
Oct 4, 2015 13:39:54 #
Elwood wrote:
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primi... (show quote)
Chief says "me Tarzan you game"
Oct 4, 2015 18:44:53 #
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