oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

A young Arkansan (Arkie) goes off to college. Half way through the semester,
having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he
calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! They actually have a program here that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"

"Just send him over here with $1,000," the young Arkie says, "and I'll
get him in the course."

So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again
runs out. The boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his Father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach
the animals how to read!"

"Read!" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to
buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a
problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog
can neither talk, nor read.

Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of
trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really
good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for
him.

So she has him shoot the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.

"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually
does."

"Then Ol' Blue turned to me and asked, So, is your daddy still
messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"

The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying dog
before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the
United States, then she was appointed Secretary of State and is now
running for President.

TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA

...and that's the rest of the story!!! Now its all starting to make some sense, finally!!! :thumbup:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

They started robbing family early in life and just went on doing it to the nation.

boatbob2

I always wondered how H and billy boy got their start,now I know......

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I wonder if it was easier to screw his father out of that money than it was the people of Arkansas or the rest of the US.

ceramicsmom

And now we all know "The Rest of the Story". So DO be careful. Think before v****g !!!!!!!

I wonder if it was easier to screw his father out of that money than it was the people of Arkansas or the rest of the US.

oldroy

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

All he had to do was lie to his father just like he did to us.