Bless her little heart..
Oct 1, 2015 18:27:00 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Bless her little heart.....
How sweet........
The secret to long life...
A Doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret, the Doctor asked?
She said I smoke ten cigars a day, and before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all.
That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?
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Forty, she replied
Bless her little heart.....
How sweet........
The secret to long life...
A Doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret, the Doctor asked?
She said I smoke ten cigars a day, and before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all.
That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?
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Forty, she replied
Oct 1, 2015 19:40:11 #
Oct 1, 2015 19:48:10 #
Parrothead wrote:
A rough 40. :shock: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Yes indeed. She has been rode hard. :twisted:
Oct 1, 2015 19:51:44 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Yes indeed. She has been rode hard. :twisted:
Might look OK at closing time. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Oct 1, 2015 19:52:54 #
Parrothead wrote:
Might look OK at closing time. :roll: :lol: :lol:
I puke at the mere thought. :shock: :twisted:
Oct 2, 2015 11:25:02 #
Oct 2, 2015 13:33:13 #
boatbob2 wrote:
YEP,she has been rode hard,AND PUT AWAY WET !!!!!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 2, 2015 18:13:35 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br br Bless ... (show quote)
at least she drank the right whiskey
aint nothin like Jack :roll:
Oct 2, 2015 18:38:23 #
badbobby wrote:
at least she drank the right whiskey
aint nothin like Jack :roll:
aint nothin like Jack :roll:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 3, 2015 11:52:17 #
Parrothead wrote:
Might look OK at closing time. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Not even a totally $h**Faced Marine would come within ten feet of her on their worst night. However, a swabby after one shot of tequila would be all over her, then brag about it the next day!
:twisted: :twisted: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
SEMPER FI
Oct 3, 2015 18:02:48 #
mongo wrote:
Not even a totally $h**Faced Marine would come within ten feet of her on their worst night. However, a swabby after one shot of tequila would be all over her, then brag about it the next day!
:twisted: :twisted: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
SEMPER FI
:twisted: :twisted: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
SEMPER FI
you forgot that Poppa 's a jarhead
that would be just right for him :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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