Proof that fat limburg is a r****t i***t (Page 29): Sad to say, I am as much a Lothario as Kate Smith was a figure skater. Your standing with the ladies is safe from me. :cry:...

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Sep 12, 2013 22:12:09 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Old_Gringo wrote:

Boot, you Lothario, what are you trying to pull? Getting these ladies all set up for you alone? Nah, I don't believe that. You wouldn't do that to a fellow Jarhead. Please forgive me for doubting you. I am ashamed of me for even thinking such a vile thought.

Sad to say, I am as much a Lothario as Kate Smith was a figure skater. Your standing with the ladies is safe from me. :cry:

Sep 12, 2013 22:13:11 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Tequila "Gold", dancing on the bar, a taste for "shine", and
the ability to keep things between ourselves, with experience in "lies & alibies"....." Ginnyt, you are a woman after all men's hearts. AuntiE spoke of a "dating service".

Rumor has it, of a "rendezvous" someplace unknown with such a woman..... :shock: :thumbup:

You were not present last evening. You must back track. I am arranging a rendezvous between the "lothario salty" and our Ginnyt.

Sep 12, 2013 22:14:36 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

AuntiE wrote:

No it is moonshine. I use to know how they used the fruit to flavor it. They do not mix the fruit flavors. It is either apple moonshine or pear moonshine but not both together.

Then it isn't real shine auntiE. No self respecting mooner would flavor his 'shine. It may be an illegal concoction but it isn't true 'shine. However I think, not positive, one can make 4-5 gallons of shine per anum without paying tax on it if used for personal consumption.

Sep 12, 2013 22:15:32 #

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

AuntiE wrote:

And you were the one who was going to allow cookies and tequila in my absence tomorrow. :hunf:

Sure, they will be safe and happy. Nothing bad will happen, just lots of laughs over cookies and ice cream. Then tequila (brand of their choice) some dancing, some bad jokes, loud music, and then a bed time story as I tuck them in. Relax Momma Bear, kids will be okay. :XD: :!:

Sep 12, 2013 22:16:16 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

You were not present last evening. You must back track. I am arranging a rendezvous between the "lothario salty" and our Ginnyt.

Please, AuntiE, even I know how to be discreet...

I knew that, and felt it best not to reveal names. :shock: :wink:

Sep 12, 2013 22:18:11 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

ginnyt wrote:

My dearest, do you not recall telling me about your pretty little bonita mujer Mexicana?

Are you sure you are not trying to establish a harem?

Oy veh. You caught me. O mein Gott!.

Sep 12, 2013 22:19:12 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

ginnyt wrote:

If salty has another woman, he may not be deserving of such treats...hmmm, unless we can enlist her in rowdy management.

Sep 12, 2013 22:19:23 #

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

slatten49 wrote:

Sorry, ginnyt, I didn't know that. He is a heartbreaker. :roll: What a wascally wascal he is.

He does make a good coconut tequila milkshake, though! :thumbup:

I have lots of friends that are off limits in that way. We still have fun and share stories, jokes and such. So, I will drink his coconut milkshake and enjoy the company!!!

Sep 12, 2013 22:21:36 #

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

AuntiE wrote:

If salty has another woman, he may not be deserving of such treats...hmmm, unless we can enlist her in rowdy management.

YOU are bad to the bone!!!!! What are you now trying to arrange????? I only read about such things! Oh my, now I am truly going to swoon!!!

Sep 12, 2013 22:22:10 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Please, AuntiE, even I know how to be discreet...

I knew that, and felt it best not to reveal names. :shock: :wink:

You can take that to the bank auntiE. Marines are paragons of discretion.

Sep 12, 2013 22:22:11 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Please, AuntiE, even I know how to be discreet...

I knew that, and felt it best not to reveal names. :shock: :wink:

You can take that to the bank auntiE. Marines are paragons of discretion.

Sep 12, 2013 22:25:13 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Please, AuntiE, even I know how to be discreet...

I knew that, and felt it best not to reveal names. :shock: :wink:

Considering over ten or more ages have occurred since my dating service project was established, discretion is shot.

Sep 12, 2013 22:27:07 #

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

ginnyt wrote:

YOU are bad to the bone!!!!! What are you now trying to arrange????? I only read about such things! Oh my, now I am truly going to swoon!!!

:oops: :oops: Very poor presentation of the point. I was speaking of online rowdiness only.

Sep 12, 2013 22:27:55 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

ginnyt wrote:

YOU are bad to the bone!!!!! What are you now trying to arrange????? I only read about such things! Oh my, now I am truly going to swoon!!!

I'd have to say, I would like a response to that, myself! :XD:

Sep 12, 2013 22:28:43 #

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

AuntiE wrote:

:oops: :oops: Very poor presentation of the point. I was speaking of online rowdiness only.

It was just a moment, I am up and smiling again. I know you are an innocent! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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