On Aging
Sep 25, 2013 07:03:24 #
AuntiE wrote:
Many people utilize quotes. You go for pure class! :thumbup: :thumbup:
So do I. I have lots of class. (Mostly low, but lots of it). I gots lots of suave, also.
Sep 25, 2013 07:22:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
banjojack wrote:
So do I. I have lots of class. (Mostly low, but lots of it). I gots lots of suave, also.
BanjoJack, if you've got a lot of hair, and a need to shampoo on a regular basis, "Suave" is good to have! :XD:
Sep 25, 2013 07:27:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
ginnyt wrote:
Each day when I get up, the first thing I do is look for comments from certain people, and it always makes my day to see something from you. Your quotes are always spot on or how my friend from the UK says "brilliant!"
I won't argue with you, fair maiden, though you flatter me...undeservedly! I will, instead, quote Will Rogers:
"There are two theories as to arguing with a woman...
neither works!" :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 25, 2013 07:40:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
BanjoJack, if you've got a lot of hair, and a need to shampoo on a regular basis, "Suave" is good to have! :XD:
In my case, a razor is more practical. Eyesight I got. Hair I don't. Next question; I am not willing to swap. I have uncommonly good eyesight, and an uncommonly bald head.
Sep 25, 2013 08:13:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
banjojack wrote:
In my case, a razor is more practical. Eyesight I got. Hair I don't. Next question; I am not willing to swap. I have uncommonly good eyesight, and an uncommonly bald head.
Well, then, Suave shampoo is unnecessary, I guess.
As to vision, I have uncommon hindsight, but little, if any, foresight! A sidenote: My eyes are deep brown, which has been attributed to my being completely full of bullsit. When they turn blue....means I'm about a quart low! I am curious as to what color is attributed to chickensit?
I try not to have razors around the house. Too tempting for the Sgt. Major!
I might add...often, you also show uncommon insight. :thumbup: :XD:
Sep 25, 2013 08:16:47 #
banjojack wrote:
When you are my age, every morning you wake up with aches in places where yesterday, you didn't know you had places.
Viejo,como estas?
Sep 25, 2013 09:02:02 #
hprinze
Loc: Central Florida
banjojack wrote:
My latest trip to the doctor, for my checkup, He t... (show quote)
Art was 90 years old and had played golf every single day since his retirement 25 years earlier.
He went home one day and told his wife he was giving up golf. She was upset and asked why. He said that his eyes had gotten so bad that he could not see where the ball goes after he hits it; The wife suggested that he take her brother Marvin with him because Marvin has perfect eyesight and can tell him where the ball goes. Art said no, he is 103 years old and would be worthles. Wife insisted he give it a try, So next day Art nand Marvin went to play. Art hit the ball and asked if Marvin saw where it went. Marvin said "Of course I did, I have perfect eyesight". Art said "well.e is it?"
Marvin said "I don't remember".
Sep 25, 2013 09:04:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
banjojack wrote:
When you are my age, every morning you wake up with aches in places where yesterday, you didn't know you had places.
Yeah...but, you know you're really old....when waking up is the highlight of your day! :roll:
Hang in there, Banjo. You're far from that stage. :thumbup:
Sep 25, 2013 09:07:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
hprinze wrote:
Art was 90 years old and had played golf every sin... (show quote)
That is one golf joke I will remember! :wink: :lol: :thumbup:
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Sep 25, 2013 10:22:50 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
antiignorance wrote:
Te llevo 7 . Respect you elders!
Being an elder I guess I would like to think I would get respect. While living to an advanced age is impressive one has to earn respect. At this stage of my life I wish to put my views on line & see if there is any thing there that deserves respect.
Sep 25, 2013 15:04:01 #
banjojack wrote:
It took me 7 what?
Just a way of saying that I am 7 years older than you.
Sep 25, 2013 15:53:21 #
antiignorance wrote:
Just a way of saying that I am 7 years older than you.
Entiendo.
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