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The lawnmower
Sep 30, 2015 12:05:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.

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Sep 30, 2015 12:07:33   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Always works for me. :lol: :lol:

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Sep 30, 2015 12:15:11   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Always works for me. :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

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Sep 30, 2015 12:46:54   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Parrothead wrote:
Always works for me. :lol: :lol:


Ditto. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Sep 30, 2015 17:13:36   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
Elwood wrote:
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)


Some things you just can't un-remember. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 30, 2015 20:14:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Unclet wrote:
Some things you just can't un-remember. :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: So true.

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Oct 1, 2015 06:37:35   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Elwood wrote:
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)

**************

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Clever kid.

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Oct 1, 2015 09:36:38   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Elwood wrote:
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 1, 2015 13:59:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
Going thee-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)



just like ridin a bike after years off :lol:

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Oct 1, 2015 14:47:34   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
badbobby wrote:
just like ridin a bike after years off :lol:


So true. :lol: :lol:

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